A letter from Republicans explaining the Republican position on abortion, contraception, and other health issues that some foolish liberal women and liberal men who really hate women think all women should be deciding for themselves.
Dear Women,
We of the Republican Right just want you to realize that because we love you so much we’re doing all we can to see to it you can’t have sex without there being a real likelihood you’ll get pregnant and with that in mind, we believe, most of you will stop having sex except when your husbands want you to. And to bring this happy and holy situation about we’re willing to risk your health in all kinds of ways, including letting you develop cancer and die in childbirth. We’re sure if you try real hard to understand you’ll see that we’re doing this because we care and because it’s for your own good and you’ll thank us for it when you get to heaven.
Respectfully,
Republican Men and the Republican Women Who Married Us and Agree With Us On What’s Best for Other Women.
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