Lance Mannion: The Tweetable God: On Biblical literalism

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The Tweetable God: On Biblical literalism

God tweets.

Of course He does. And this is one of my favorites of His tweets ever:

Every word in the Bible is literally true. Then they start grouping themselves into sentences and you've got yourself a problem.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 23, 2013

Some keep the Sabbath by going to church. I keep it by going on Twitter. Follow God by clicking here.

Lance Mannion on Sunday, November 24, 2013 in Sunday Sermon | Permalink

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