The Tweetable God: On Biblical literalism

God tweets.

Of course He does. And this is one of my favorites of His tweets ever:

Every word in the Bible is literally true. Then they start grouping themselves into sentences and you've got yourself a problem.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 23, 2013

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