Wedding bell blues

Went to a wedding this afternoon.  Really didn’t want to go. Nice couple but I've always hated weddings.

Couple that got married's straight so I didn’t even get points in good liberal heaven for going.

But like I said, I don't like weddings, bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, doesn't matter. I try to avoid them

I even tried to avoid my own.

Would have gotten away with it too.

Too bad it was a hot day and the guy I hired to play "me" didn't use the right kind of glue on his fake mustache.

Oh well.

At least it didn't happen during the wedding night.

Comments

[Linkmeister]

Of the two major church ceremonies prevalent in this culture, I prefer weddings to funerals. I'm reaching the stage in life where the latter are beginning to outnumber the former.

[Lance Mannion]

Link, I hear ya. I don't like funerals either and am already working on plans to avoid my own.