Looking at the items the woman ahead of me at the convenience store has put on the counter, I’m thinking, “You know, there are times when I wish all it took to make my day a good one was a pack of cigarettes and a Red Bull.”
Then, thinking over what I’m thinking, I think, “God, what kind of life is it when the making of your day is a pack of cigarettes and a Red Bull?”
Then, thinking that over, I think, “Remember, Lance. Some days all it took to make your grandmother happy was a pack of Winstons and a glass of Genessee Cream Ale.”
The moral of this little tale I take to be, “Pay for your gas and your loaf of bread and go on about your business and leave other people to go on about theirs."
don't forget the 807 daily number
Posted by: food doctor | Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 04:40 PM
First, OMG I miss Genny Cream Ale. That stuff's wonderful.
Second, I also find myself wondering sometimes how my particular grocery selections might strike a check-out clerk who's watched too many TV shows about criminal profilers.
Once I had parrot chow, milk, green onions, and potatoes. I nodded at the items and said to the clerk, "New casserole recipe." The stony look I got made wish I'd kept quiet.
Posted by: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592613013 | Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 06:19 PM
Genny Cream was definitely better than your average beer. Camel cat, here. {sigh*cough*cough*sigh}
Posted by: Bains | Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 06:38 PM
Posted by: Ken Houghton | Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 09:29 AM
As far as the moral goes....truly, it is correct.
Posted by: Jeff Jennings | Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Genny Cream sucked, if it was in a can.
In a bottle?
Ambrosia. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: actor212 | Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 02:32 PM
actor, always the bottle for my grandmother.
Ken, I hate to admit it, but somedays, it really is the best part of waking up for me...
I have to say this about my grandmother, she was a very active person. She had a career and she was involved with half a dozen charities. Actually, not just involved, she was usually one of the leaders of whatever group or cause she was working for. She earned her down time with her Gennys and her smokes.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 07:14 PM