Very latest updates from The Adventures of Lance Mannion: Tonight’s twitter notes to authorized unauthorized autobiographer

LanceMannion Hiding out at Barnes and Noble. Pretty sure I lost my police tail. Cops don't twitter much, do they?  about 1 hour ago from web

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LanceMannion Might've spoke too soon. There're at least six people here in the cafe wearing mirrored sunglasses. One of them's the barista.  about 1 hour ago from web

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LanceMannion Shades-wearing barista getting yelled at by irate machiato-drinking customers. She keeps mixing up the caramel and chocolate drizzles.  about 1 hour ago from web

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LanceMannion Thinking the barista not a cop. Probably a Fed. about 1 hour ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Just noticed all the guys in shades are all reading books in the Twilight series. Either all have 13 yr old daughters or they're..gasp! 43 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Vampires!  42 minutes ago from web

 

 

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LanceMannion Fleeing Barnes and Noble now. Will stop at grocery store on way home to pick up garlic.  40 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Safe at home. Garlic strands around all windows. No sign of cops or vampires. Learned valuable lesson. less than 20 seconds ago from web

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LanceMannion Should have checked to see if those guys were picking up each other's reflections in their sunglasses. less than 5 seconds ago from web

Comments

[actor212]

Don't. Check. The. Basement.

[Ken Muldrew]

I don't think Shatner could do much with this. The break between "gasp" and "Vampires" was good, but what's up with all those capital letters? And stop punctuating, it's just not how this is done.