Re: @SarahPalinUSA. Latest updates to The Adventures of Lance Mannion. More twitter notes to the authorized unauthorized autobiographer

LanceMannion Nope. Not gonna follow @SarahPalinUSA. Not till she apologizes.  about 1 hour ago from web

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LanceMannion She knows what for.  about 1 hour ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Personal not political.  about 1 hour ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Ok if you must pry. about 1 hour ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Yeah, I know. Prying’s yr job. Cant write a bio w/o prying, I guess.  43 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Lets just say it took a long time for the wounds to heal  42 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion By wounds I mean *wounds.* Blood, stitches, argument w/insurance co.  40 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Well, sure, there was some psychic damage too. 37 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Not that @SarahPalinUSA cared about that either. 35 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion No nobody licked my wounds. 33 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Wiseguy.  30 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Besides, already told you. Wont discuss that aspect of our friendship. 27 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Actually, tho, Buck, @SarahPalinUSA ’s surviving sled dog did lick my wounds.   25 minutes ago from web 

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LanceMannion Great dog, Buck. Wouldnt be here if not for him.  24 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion Upshot?  Dont ever trust @SarahPalinUSA re: wolves. 22 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion  They arent cute and cuddly. 21 minutes ago from web

 

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LanceMannion  And they dont respond to command no matter how firm you are w/them. 20 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Also probably not good idea to stare them in the eye.  19 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Ppl always praising @SarahPalinUSA ’s puckish sense of humor.  Some joke.  15 minutes ago from web

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LanceMannion Never convince me she didn’t know the gun wasnt loaded. 14 minutes ago from web

Comments

[Sean Paul Kelley]

And to think, all the grand poo-bahs have told us recently that twitter and facebook, et. al. are killing narrative! Long live the narrative!

[Ellen Smith]

I liked the Barnes and Noble one, also. Of course, I'll never be able to shop at B&N again.