Lance Mannion has released the following statement (For immediate publication):
Unlike the President, I have never bowed to any emperors and I never will.
Appropriately or not.
In fact, show me an emperor and I'll be glad to spit in his eye.
Problem is, the only emperor I know of is very short.
I'd have to bow down to get eye level with him.
That would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?
Nevermind.
Would that one guy be Emperor Norton?
Posted by: Linkmeister | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:57 PM