From the Department of Communications: Issues of Protocol

Lance Mannion has released the following statement (For immediate publication):

Unlike the President, I have never bowed to any emperors and I never will.

Appropriately or not.

In fact, show me an emperor and I'll be glad to spit in his eye.

Problem is, the only emperor I know of is very short.

I'd have to bow down to get eye level with him.

That would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?

Nevermind.

Comments

[Linkmeister]

Would that one guy be Emperor Norton?