Last week I might have made too much of the love interest's background as a car thief in Transformers. It's not as though that little bit of backstory turns her into as complex and interesting a movie heroine as Scarlet O'Hara, Margo Channing, Clarice Starling or even, to stick with action-adventure movies, Princess Leia.
It's interesting, and important, precisely and only because it takes the character out of the role of mere trophy princess and gives her something to do during the climactic battle besides stand around screaming while waiting to be rescued.
It's tricky, trying to come up with ways to make the heroine of a contemporary action movie active and attractive to 21st Century audiences without turning her into a boy with breasts. After all, these movies are working within a very old convention. Take away all the cgi and what you have left is a dragon or the armies of the Black Knight attack the castle and take the princess captive story. The heroines are trapped by the old narrative rules in the role of damsel in distress.
A typical way around this is to have the heroine turn herself into a female version of the butt-kicking hero and fight her way out. The makers of Transformers figured out that another option is to give the heroine a skill that is helps her effect her own rescue.
Oddly, this is not the option taken by the makers of what was up until the third installment a far more intelligent and dramatically interesting and grown-up action-adventure franchise, the Spider-Man movies.
Watching Spider-Man 3 for family movie night, it dawned on me that for all the films' contemporary slickness and hipster intelligence (that's Stan Lee's hipster intelligence, which makes it a a nearly fifty year old and therefore old-fashioned hipster intelligence), the Spider-Man movies are, when it comes to their heroine, content to be very traditional damsel in distress stories.
In the climactic battles of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, and Spider-Man 3, Mary Jane Watson is given exactly the same thing to do each time---hang around and scream while waiting to be rescued.
All old fans of the comic books have been aware from the first movie that the MJ of the movies has very little in common with the MJ of the comics. As she's been played by Kirsten Dunst she's been much more like Peter Parker's first true love, Gwen Stacy, more demure, timid, sensitive, and emotionally needy than the brash, sexy, independent Mary Jane.
Gwen was made to be a damsel in distress. Her job in life was to be taken care of. In fact, those are her father's last words to Peter (Captain Stacy was kind of a modern hero-king and Gwen was his little princess), Take care of Gwen.
Hanging around screaming while waiting to be rescued was what Gwen did best and it's how she died, when Spidey didn't arrive soon enough to save her.
So it wasn't surprising in the first movie when the Mary Jane/Gwen character is left dangling throughout Spider-man's final battle with the Green Goblin. I was a little bit perplexed when she wound up in the same fix at the end of Spider-Man 2, but the scriptwriters had done a good job of making her being taken captive by the dragon---I mean by Doc Ock---to get at Spider-man inevitable and they used it to advance the Mary Jane-Peter romantic subplot. But when she's at it again at the end of Spider-Man 3, hanging around screaming while Spidey and Harry Osborne fight it out with Venom and Flint Marco, I thought two things.
One, Kirsten Dunst has run out of ways to work herself up to scream convincingly.
Two, Come on!
Even George Lucas didn't blow up the Death Star at the end of every movie.
A little imagination here. I suppose it was inevitable that she'd wind up in one of Venom's webs---a good reason not to have brought Venom into the movie---but couldn't Mary Jane at least have learned by now how to climb down on her own?
After all, the chick's been dating Spider-Man for a year.
She gets away because she bounces out.
At which point she takes on yet another traditional job of the most traditional heroines of damsel in distress stories---she does nothing for the rest of the battle but weep over the body of a fallen knight.
By the way, given that Dunst's Mary Jane is really Gwen Stacy with red hair and a stalled acting career, it's extremely odd that the producers would choose to introduce into the story an actual Gwen Stacy character, who, as it turns out, has pretty much nothing to do in the movie except hang around screaming while waiting to be rescued.
This repetitive chaining of the princess to the rock outside the dragon's lair represents a general failure of imagination throughout Spider-Man 3. When we saw it in the theater back in the spring, I was mainly disappointed by the over-reliance on cgi and the obvious video game structure of all the battles. This time out, though, what disappointed me most was what was lost to make room for the video gaming.
Character.
It's not just the villains that are let-downs. In Spider-Man, Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin was a fun and funny monster of malevolence and Alfred Molina's Otto Octavius was a genuinely tragic figure in Spider-Man 2. In Spider-Man 3, Thomas Haden Church's Flint Marco is merely pathetic and Topher Grace's Eddie Brock is only a sketch that isn't filled in at all when he's taken over by Venom. But J. Jonah Jameson is used only as joke and Harry Osborne is pushed to the side and Doctor Connors doesn't have anything to do except play the role of Warning Voice of Reason. And Mary Jane, who in the first two movies at least had some good lines before she was carried away by the villains, and Peter Parker are drained of all their spunk, fun, and feistiness.
Tobey Maguire has a lot of fun playing the bad, bad Peter Parker, but his scenes are treated as a joke on the movie itself so that it's the treat of watching Maguire acting like a jerk that's amusing, not the sight of Peter, or Spidey, being a jerk.
Which reminds me that the only really good scenes in Superman III were the ones of Clark/Superman's dark side taking over under the influence of the red kryptonite and that reminds me that superhero movie franchises are developing a bad track record as trilogies.
Superman I and II were fun, but III and especially IV were terrible wastes of Christopher Reeve's time. I didn't care for Tim Burton's Batman movies because of the concept and the art design, but as movies they were pretty good. I know people who think that Batman Forever is unjustly under-rated, but those people tend to be smitten with Val Kilmer. I've never heard anyone, though, say anything kind about Batman and Robin. And the less said about X-Men 3: The Last Stand, the better.
The new Batman series got off to a great start, with Christian Bale being as great a Batman as Christopher Reeve was Superman, and the next in the series, The Dark Knight, which features Heath Ledger as the Joker, sounds promising. But I've heard that the third one planned will bring Batman together with the new Superman and that's not anything I'm looking forward to.
Is it ironic or somehow fitting that the best scene in Superman 3 depicts Reeve fighting himself in a junkyard?
Posted by: Geoduck | Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 05:22 PM
I'm not even that big a fan of the Spider-Man comics, but lord I did know that the first movie had stuck MJ in the Gwen Stacey story--and then let her live. So when I saw the third film and suddenly there was a character named Gwen Stacey who served NO FUNCTION WHATSOEVER I literally said, out loud, "What the FUCK?" I was just angered, because it seemed such a slap in the face to all the real fans.
I actually spent about 15 minutes, after the film was over, ranting about it to the people I'd gone with. It was just so unnecessary!
Posted by: Karen | Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 11:22 PM
I probably won't get around to seeing any of these flicks, but, man, that accompanying photo at the top is steaming hot. That chick could work on my engine any time. If I had a car.
By the way, Lance, Kathleen Maher's Diary of a Heretic made the finalists for Best Literary Blog in the 2007 Weblog Awards, and the very talented Self-Styled Siren is up for Best Culture Blog. Get on over there and vote for these gals because they rock:
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Posted by: Dan Leo | Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 04:37 PM
I know people who think that Batman Forever is unjustly under-rated
You can't be serious.
Posted by: David | Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:14 PM
yes, to all of your observations. I thought Spidey III was way overcrowded and failed to build up any of the villain characters. And the "look at me, I'm cool" dance by Tobey under the influence of Venom was just awful. I just had a realization though. Maybe the directors think that the number in the title refers to the number of villians you have to show in the movie.
Spidey 1 - Green Goblin
Spidey 2 - Green Goblin's son and Doc Oc (Okay I'm reaching here)
Spidey 3 - Sandman, Venom, and Green Goblin II
What will Spidey 4 be? Doc Conners as the Lizard joins the Shocker and Sandman with Mysterio lurking in the shadows... oh yes, true believer. Count on the Lizard at least.
Posted by: J. | Monday, November 05, 2007 at 01:30 PM
I'm actually someone who thinks Batman Forever is underrated. Not because it's good, exactly, but because it is the single gayest film ever made, and that's including the entire corpus of Kenneth Anger and the Kuchars. The nipples. The Batphallus... er, Mobile. One baddie in tights (with pink hair) flouncing up to another baddie in a suit, who shoves away the girls so the tights can get closer.
It'd be one thing if this was strictly visual subtext, but no! When Bruce invites Dick to be his ward, Dick furiously storms out, with the kiss-off---"Go to a lot of biker bars, Brrrrrruce?"
It just never ceases to amaze me that such a movie got made, much less that it did pretty well, when it seems to be a Batman movie written by Dr. Fredrick Wertham. And it is, in that sense, kind of awesome.
Plus, having a genuinely crazy person play Bruce Wayne made Bruce Wayne seem as crazy as he'd, well, have to be...
Posted by: That Fuzzy Bastard | Monday, November 05, 2007 at 04:04 PM
Kirsten Dunst just leaves me cold. She never seems to become the character, it's always "Wow, what a kick I'm playing Marie Antoinette/Mary Jane, and being paid so well. Hollywood is bullshit but I may as well have fun, slightly looking down on the dumb roles i'm playing. When's dinner?"
Just MHO, I find her deep as a postage stamp.
Posted by: Deschanel | Monday, November 05, 2007 at 07:26 PM
I liked Gwen Stacey in No. III, because she was actually trying to rescue people when the side of the office building was destroyed, and she had more personality than MJ. In retrospect, I was probably grasping at straws because those comparisons aren't saying a great deal.
Posted by: Kathleen | Monday, January 28, 2008 at 06:02 PM