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[halabebe]

Hey! Guess what?!!? I actually have news that has to do with ASOUE! It may not be the most important thing ever but is interesting.

o.k. well i was re-reading the bad beginning. ya know how we always wonder about mr. poe? well i think there is supposed to be a bigger picture with him. but n e waz i was wondering:

who is the most famous poe u have ever heard of?

then it hit me. especially when they were talking about staying at mr. poe's house and sleeping in albert's and edgar's room. which albert is almost like allen and that is

EDGAR ALLEN POE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
HALABEBE

p.s.- i don't know if this post has any mistakes but i am too lazy to check.

[Wizkid]

Halabebe, you never knew that? LOL! Yeah Edgar and Allen Poe...

So there are 40 days left til Horseradish comes out. Very exciting everyone. BRACE YOURSELVES!!!

The world is away. Will return at an undetermined time.

[halabebe]

hee hee. no lol

[orcacam07]

hey whats horseradish? A new LS book?

I havent touched any of my ASOUE books in so long........

[Wizkid]

Hello again. Look at the goodies I have found for you all. You will be thanking me forever after you visit these links...

http://www.amazon.com/Unfortunate-Events-Orphans/dp/0061146307/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/102-1977377-4495339

http://www.amazon.com/unfortunate-events-Murder-Unfortunate-Events/dp/0061146315/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/102-1977377-4495339

http://www.amazon.com/Horseradish-Bitter-Truths-Cant-Avoid/dp/0061240060/sr=1-1/qid=1168389828/ref=sr_1_1/102-1977377-4495339

Look at those beautiful covers!!!! Oh aren't they marvelous?! And they have newly added information like the Cornicopian Cavalcade!
My calculations were incorrect for Horseradish... It is 100 not 40...

[orcacam07]

wizkid what is horseradish? Is it a New Lemony Snicket book?

[halabebe]

ok great let me check it out now.

[halabebe]

I am happy to report that a book called:

The Truth Behind A Series of Unfortunate Events: Eyeballs, Leeches, Hypnotism and Orphans --- Exploring Lemony Snicket's World

is being sold on amazon.com and just go to this link to find it.

http://www.amazon.com/Truth-Behind-Unfortunate-Events-Hypnotism/dp/031232703X/ref=pd_sim_b_5/105-1569138-5404410

u can look inside and see the table of contents and other things such as that. but, the book is written by

Lois Gresh

i have no idea who he is so i am posting this next:

[halabebe]

WANTED!

Information on LOIS GRESH. Please post ANY and ALL imformation you may know or your waiter may know of this person. The imformation is Wanted DEAD OR ALIVE.

*that is all*

with all due respect,
PLEASE POST INFORMATION!

[orcacam07]

ive already read that book

[Wizkid]

Halabebe,

That book has been out for years. I flipped through it in a bookstore one gloomy Sunday afternoon. It is quite worthless if you ask me. Most of the information is either things we already know or made up. It is not at all worth the amount that they want for it. I would greatly advise you to not purchase it under any circumstances.

In other news, how'd you like the Horseradish cover? And yes, it is a new book coming out with Lemony's notes and stuff. Seems to be good...

The world will return after a message from our sponsers.

[halabebe]

Yes I suspected that and my dad offered to buy it for me but i turned him down because i don't like other authors writing things about lemony snicket. i was just looking for imformation to see wheter or not i should get it and if it is any good. thank u for the imformation, just one more question:

was that imformation dead of alive?

with all due respect,
halabebe

[halabebe]

Um, just wanted to say that the new Harry Potter book is called Deathly Hollows and is out July 21.

with all due respect,
halabebe

[halabebe]

Hey Mr. Mannion,

If you wanted to, it would be a good idea to put that "Type code in here" thing on the same page where you type in your post. It would be a lot easier but it's just a suggestion.

With all due Respect,
Halabebe

[halabebe]

Just seeing if anyone came on.....

(sigh)

[orcacam07]

im baaaaack

[halabebe]

that's goooooood

[orcacam07]

im gooooooone

[Wizkid]

Wow this board is jumpin! I guess I'll have to take a number to get a chance to post... Oh I got number 3. "3!" said the obnoxious number-calling lady. Must be my turn. I have nothing to post. Just wanted to share that story with you. Hope it wasted a meaningful part of your day. ;) MUAHAHAHA! Oh I'm so conniving!

The world has finally quite his day job.

[halabebe]

whatever

[V.F.D. member----K]

I would just like to tell you that I am not quiet finished in my research, yet I am quiet finished in my search for the Baudelaires. Yes, I will be on a tour soon. Not an interview-type tour, a V.F.D. tour. Be on the lookout now more than ever for the howl of a wolf, the chirping of a cricket, the engine of an automobile, the keys of a typewriter, the striking of a match, or the turning of a page. It is crucial times, for I sense another schism. Be ready, when, and more importantly IF, you join V.F.D., we will send you to a complete stranger until your ankle heals. You will then be sent to our present, hidden, and hopefully safe place. You will learn all kinds of secrets, including the dark ? in the picture in the water in the end of Chapter 14 in the end of The End, which you will find in the end of The End.

With All Due Respect,

K
(as you know, I am not Kit Snicket, for she has perished)

The World Is Quiet Here ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................but not in the least bit extinguished.

[V.F.D. member----K]

I would just like to tell you that I am not quiet finished in my research, yet I am quiet finished in my search for the Baudelaires. Yes, I will be on a tour soon. Not an interview-type tour, a V.F.D. tour. Be on the lookout now more than ever for the howl of a wolf, the chirping of a cricket, the engine of an automobile, the keys of a typewriter, the striking of a match, or the turning of a page. It is crucial times, for I sense another schism. Be ready, when, and more importantly IF, you join V.F.D., we will send you to a complete stranger until your ankle heals. You will then be sent to our present, hidden, and hopefully safe place. You will learn all kinds of secrets, including the dark ? in the picture in the water in the end of Chapter 14 in the end of The End, which you will find in the end of The End.

With All Due Respect,

K
(as you know, I am not Kit Snicket, for she has perished)

The World Is Quiet Here ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................but not in the least bit extinguished.

[Urkel44]

Hey i am new i did not like how in the 13th book lemony snicket did not tell you what the sugar bowl was and where it is. Also he left a lot of questions unanswered.

[Urkel44]

hello anyone here??? sigh

[Urkel44]

Im alone nobody comes on here i wanted to orcacam07

[Urkel44]

i meant i wanted to talk to orcacam07 i had a typo

[ThisbeHecate]

After I read the last book, I was so disgusted with the lack of closure that I never went online looking for answers until lately.
On your last board I read a post that said

"Please do not believe everything you will hear,
An Anonomous Author is stricken with fear

Surely you can tell what is real and what is not,
Just look to the end for the little black dot

You're unlikely to find what you seek on this board
So search in the woods for where the paper is stored

Someone is tricking, he's just a bored little kid,
So I hope he get's attacked by the captains pet squid

Some are just messing, but some are much more,
And then you will find the Baudelaire Four.

But no matter how much you hate it, like a hole in your plumming,

The finale and The victory and The End will be coming

Kind Regards,

The Mysterious Man..."

The line "Just look to the end for the little black dot." Reminded me of page 73 in "The End" in the word "name" the "a" is blocked out by a little black dot.
Are there any more little dots like this is any of the other books? I only own the last two, so I can't check.

[Urkel44]

There is no black dot on the a in my book.

[Orcacam07]

Hey Guys!

Well im Kinda Wasnt into ASOUE Anymore, Until i Dound out Great News.

LEMONY SNICKET IS COMING TO MY TOWN!

I already got tickets and Im gathering my Books. I cant wait1

[Urkel44]

THAT SOUNDS AWSOME!

[orcacam07]

I Know! I got My Tickets In The Mail Yesterday, AND IM SO EXCITED!

[Orcacam07]

I Met Lemony!

Nice And Funny Guy. My Dad was taking Pictures And He Says, "Is That Your Dad?" I Said, "Yeah." Then he said. "Im so Sorry." And i said, "I know." Then He says, "Is it that bad?" And i said, "Yeah."

And Then he Goes, "Well, I Hope your life gets better, but i don't think it will."

[Urkel44]

Thats really cool that you met Mr Snicket Orcacam!

[halabebe]

it has been almost exactly one year since anyone has posted. i thought it would be time to make anothere post. (some of the posts have disappeared, what happened Mr. Mannion?) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

with all due respect,

halabebe

[halabebe]

okay never mind the posts are back and it has been only a few months...

[runawaytriplet]

*sigh* I miss ASOUE a great deal.