June 1, 2015.
After a morning spent running errands.
I'm just Mr Friendly Customer. Famous among store clerks all over the area. They cheer when they see me walk in the door.
I always leave them smiling. "There goes Mr Friendly Customer" they say when I go. "Isn't he nice?"
The clerks who didn't get to wait on me are jealous of the ones who did.
Little do they all know.