January 6, 2016. Posted February 7.
9 PM. Wednesday night. I think half the drama club from the local high school is working the counter at this McDonald’s tonight, and the star just finished her shift.
With a big, heavy canvas purse slung from her shoulder and her black McD’s cap pulled low over her eyes, she’s leaving the place amidst raucous and comical goodbyes from co-workers.
She's out one door and less than a minute later back in another.
"I'm back, everybody, I'm back. No need to fret. I'm back."
A dramatic scene of welcoming her back is staged.