So, a guy limps into a bank yesterday…
Witnesses told police a man passed a note to tellers at a Chase branch, demanding money. It was about 3:30 p.m., and the man wore a long-sleeve plaid shirt over a white shirt, dark pants, brown sneakers and a tan ball cap with a large "L" printed in script on it, Newburgh police Chief Michael Clancy said. The man was thin, dark-skinned with scruffy facial hair and stood between 5 feet 6 inches and 5 feet 10 inches tall. Clancy estimated his age at 20-30 years old.
I’m betting the limp was cured within blocks of the bank.
Probably the plaid shirt and the baseball cap disappeared shortly after that.
The scruffy beard too.
Also, his posture probably improved.
This guy watches the same TV shows I do.
Not that I rob banks.
Read Doyle Murphy’s whole story at the Times Herald-Record.
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Photo by Jeff Goulding of the Times Herald-Record.