Went to a wedding this afternoon. Really didn’t want to go. Nice couple but I've always hated weddings.
Couple that got married's straight so I didn’t even get points in good liberal heaven for going.
But like I said, I don't like weddings, bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, doesn't matter. I try to avoid them
I even tried to avoid my own.
Would have gotten away with it too.
Too bad it was a hot day and the guy I hired to play "me" didn't use the right kind of glue on his fake mustache.
At least it didn't happen during the wedding night.