Can't wait till one of my kids brings home a corporation to meet his mother and me.
"Mom, Dad, this is SallyCorp. Guess what? We're engaged!"
Soon, along will come grandchildren. Inc, Amalgamated, and International.
I just hope they'll be happy. It'll be hard being married to a corporation. You never know where "home" is. Goals change all the time. Every quarter you move in a new direction.
Suppose they divorce? How many lawyers will that involve?
Then there's the custody battle. Who gets which subsidy? How do you work out visiting rights for the bought and paid for politicians?
Suppose things work out. Suppose they are happy. But then along comes Bill Gates and he gets ideas?
He could buy a controlling interest in SallyCorp and liquidate her overnight!
But according to the Supreme Court, wouldn't that be murder?
Maybe I should just hope the kid settles down with a nice union.
LOL. Good snark.
Posted by: PurpleGirl | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 06:47 PM
Very funny! I linked it in one of my rare serious posts.
Posted by: Mad Kane | Monday, January 25, 2010 at 12:30 AM
If the VCs won't fund your business plan, does that amount to an abortion?
Posted by: Mike Schilling | Monday, January 25, 2010 at 01:00 PM