Told off the 25th Most Influential Progressive tonight, via Twitter.
Shut him right up.
Now I’m full of myself.
Next I’m going to go looking for the 24th, 23rd, and 22nd Most Influential Progressives and tell them off.
I figure by the time I get to Numbers 17 and 16, Number 15’s going to be so scared he’ll go running home to mommy and hide under a bed, whimpering at the prospect that I’m on my way over.
Think I’ll stop well before I get to Number 1 though.
The Number 1 Most Influential Progressive is Bill Moyers.
Don’t feel like I’ve got the nerve to tell off Bill Moyers.
It’d be like telling off Abraham Lincoln or God or Tom Seaver.
Honestly, can we go back to picking on conservatives? This is the primaries all over again, except that various people have switched sides. Actually, it’s the primaries continued, and it’s still mostly about hurt feelings and who’s holier or more of a grown-up than thou.
Rankings of Influential Progressives by AlterNet.