Geoff, the director: Stay up left of Laertes on your entrance.
Jack, the star: I'm going to throw up.
Geoff: Use it.
Don't tell me you still haven't watched Slings & Arrows? How are you going to understand why Yorick's skull talks back to Geoff?
The blonde and I are off to New York City tonight. When we return, will a tale unfold whose lightest word will harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, make they two eyes like stars start from their spheres, thy knotted and combined locks to part and each particular hair to stand on end like quills upon the fretful porpentine. Oh, and explain why I posted this, in case you haven't guessed.