Lance Mannion has released the following statement (For immediate publication):
Unlike the President, I have never bowed to any emperors and I never will.
Appropriately or not.
In fact, show me an emperor and I'll be glad to spit in his eye.
Problem is, the only emperor I know of is very short.
I'd have to bow down to get eye level with him.
That would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?