I was in what I thought was a very funny mood this morning but the blonde thought I was deliberately trying to annoy her. All these years and she still doesn't appreciate my sense of humor.
At one point, she was putting some eggs away when I got off another brilliant witticism which she insisted was at her expense. She hefted an egg in her palm.
"Watch it, buster, or you're going to get egged."
"Aren't those hard-boiled?"
She didn't miss a beat. "Yes, they are. But they would still make a very satisfying thwap."