Finally, the Media's getting down to the most important details of the Spitzer scandal.
What "Kristen" has posted on her MySpace page.
And this just in! A twenty-two year old woman who can get away with charging several thousand dollars a day for her company looks good in a bikini.
Who'd have thunk it?
I learned all this from the New York Times too. I didn't even have to stand in the check-out line at the supermarket to find it out. I don't know why anybody thinks we need a better press corps.
Updated to ask who needs a better press corps when we have novelists like John D. MacDonald?: Nance quotes Travis McGee on pros like Kristen and the operations they work for.