Suspecting Woody Allen: A review of Scoop
Watched Woody Allen's Scoop over the weekend.
Mannion last week, with emphasis added today:
In the end, I think [Edward] Burns will be content to be judged on the body of his work rather than on the excellence of individual movies and he appears confident that the judgment will tell in his favor. Woody Allen is doing the same thing, by the way, and criticisms of his movies should take this into account, looking at each one not in comparison to his past masterpieces but as pieces in the larger puzzle he's been assembling around those great movies.
Mannion today: Forget that!
Oh, I could do it, I suppose. I could try to make the case that Scoop is to Match Point as Northrop Frye said A Midsummer Night's Dream is to Romeo and Juliet, the comedy that is the tragedy in a mirror, and then connect them both to Crimes and Misdemeanors.
And I could point out that the gathering of the journalists to toast the memory of Ian MacShane's character is a deliberate reminder of the gathering of old comics in Broadway Danny Rose and in that way Scoop reaches back to Annie Hall and the scene of Alvy Singer's early days as a comedy writer.
Allen's character, the third rate magician, Sid Waterman, aka the Great Splendini, is just the kind of act Danny Rose would have represented and counted as one of his most successful clients.
And Allen and Scarlett Johansson bumbling through a murder investigation together is reminiscent of Allen and Diane Keaton bumbling through a murder investigation in Manhattan Murder Mystery, in which Keaton and Allen were allowed to have the marriage their characters couldn't bring off in Manhattan.
And the appearance of ghosts harks back to Alice, and there are replays of jokes from Sleeper, and the figure of Death is straight out of Love and Death, although wearing a different sheet, and Death in Love and Death is an homage to Bergman whose influence on Allen travels through Interiors and on into all his "serious" movies leading us back to Match Point which leads us back to Scoop.
I could do it, fit the piece into the puzzle, but is it worth the time and effort, that's what I have to ask myself.
Going by the time and effort Allen himself seems to have devoted to Scoop, I'd have to say no.
The script is slight but amusing enough. But Allen doesn't seem to have put any thought into the cinematography, the staging, or the directing. It's almost as if let an assistant film some middle inning rehearsals. There's a too casual, let's just try it out and see if we can make it work feel to everything. The whole cast seems unsure of their lines. Nobody moves through their scenes with any energy. It's not just as if they're saving it up; it's as if they're still trying to figure it out, still looking for their marks on the floor and hesitant about whether to cross on this word or that or sit before delivering a line or just after.
Ian McShane, in particular, seems lost. Besides being underused, he looks slightly befuddled whenever he appears, as if he'd just been handed his script, in fact, and he's still working his way through it trying to discover just what sort of character he's been hired to play. I swear there were moments when I caught him looking pleadingly at the camera as if to ask Allen, Just what the hell is it you want me doing here?
Scarlett Johansson knows what she wants her character to be, a shy, awkward nerd, a former ugly duckling who to her own bemusement has recently blossomed into a beautiful young woman who happens to look a lot like Scarlett Johanson.
She plays Sondra Pransky---Allen's funniest and sexiest name for a female character since Allison Porchnik---as alternately forgetful of her sex appeal and carried away by it, to her own disadvantage either way, so that she's either coming on too strong or backpedaling away too fast, and not watching where she's going in either direction so that she's constantly in danger of colliding with the furniture or the other characters. In her own head, Sondra's still a skinny teenager and, unused to having all these voluptuous curves, sje treats her own body as not-at-all-convincing disguise. When at one point she squares her shoulders to lift her deep cleavage up into Hugh Jackson's notice, she appears to be thinking, No way am I going to fool this guy with these ridiculously and obviously fake boobs. And she has Sondra walk as if she's wearing somebody else's body. She sticks out her behind and toddles forward in a hurry, leading with her chin and picking up speed like a baby running down a hill, as if she can't find her own center of gravity.
But, again, it's as if we're watching rehearsals. Johansson comes across as being about two weeks away from perfecting the character. She hasn't had time to internalize all the physical comedy. None of it's reflexive yet. She lets us catch her acting. She's thinking her way through the part and you can practically hear the wheels turning on every stumble, every cute nervous twitch, every finger-stab at the glasses sliding down her nose.
Hugh Jackman, though, is the real disappointment. Johansson has the right handle on her character. Jackman has completely missed the boat on his. Jackman, so solid, so angry, so furious, and so hyper-masculine as Wolverine in the X-Men movies, plays Peter Lyman, the aristocrat Johansson and McShane suspect of being a serial killer, as a gelded flyweight. He's so insubstantial that he'd be rejected by Bertie Wooster's Drones Club on the grounds that he wouldn't have the strength let alone the nerve to steal a policeman's helmet on Boat Night.
He's meant to be a charmer, but such charm as he exhibits is that of a high school freshman who is so intimidated by the girl he wants to ask out that when he's invited over to her house he spends all his time in the kitchen with her mother and aunts charming them with a demonstration of his manners and good intentions.
In other words, he's got no sex appeal, and the only reason he and Johansson's character wind up in bed together is that they've both read the same script and know they're supposed to.
The only mystery in the mystery plot of Scoop comes from the question Did he or didn't he? Jackman has decided to make us wonder by playing Lyman as too nice, too gentle, too good to be true. He's trying to force us to ask ourselves, He can't be as perfect as he appears to be, can he?
The only question I had, however, was, Who cares?
I was thinking the whole way, if Lyman turns out to have done it, then all the nice guyness is too obvious a trick, and if he turns out to be innocent, then that's all he is, an innocent, not at all worth Johansson's time or affection.
The obvious cinematic role model for Jackman here should have been Cary Grant in Suspicion. Grant made his suspected murderer suspicious by allowing him a streak of malice that he tried too hard to smooth over. He played Johnnie Aysgarth as if he was a guy who knew he looked and sounded like Cary Grant and had learned to travel on the resemblance.
There's a real Jekyll and Hyde quality to his performance with both sides of his character often appearing at the same time. We see Cary Grant and we see the dangerous cad pretending to be Cary Grant, but there's the suggestion that there's a third side to his character that's being withheld---or that's controlling both the other sides from the wings---and we don't know which side to put our faith in, which is why it's so believeable that Joan Fontaine can't make up her mind about him. He has her coming and going, and it's no wonder she gets to the point where she seems to be appealing to the Cary Grant/Jekyll side of him to rescue her from his Mr Hyde.
For a few minutes after he appears, it appears this is the direction Jackman will be going with Lyman. But then nothing like malice or even anger develops in him. If there is any Cary Grant in him, it's Grant in Bringing Up Baby, baffled and terrified by Katherine Hepburn's apparent insanity and by her playful but intense sexuality.
Of course, what Grant is constantly backing away from in Bringing Up Baby, besides the very real possibility that Hepburn will cause him actual bodily harm, is his own sexual attraction to her. He's a good boy with a fiancee and a career and a reputation as a scientist to protect, and he knows that giving in to his feelings for her is not what a good boy, or a smart boy, would do.
There are times in Scoop when it's Johansson who is the threat to Jackman, but those moments don't last and they don't go anywhere. Most of the rest of their time together, it's the case of Johansson alternately throwing herself into his arms and then pulling away and Jackman accepting it either way because it would be impolite for him to do otherwise.
Still, and again, this isn't so much a bad performance on Jackman's part as it is an unfinished one. If during the course of six weeks of rehearsal for a play with the same story and cast of characters Jackman was trying out this interpretation of Lyman, I'd think, Ok, that's one way to go about it.
Of course, actors in movies rarely have two weeks of rehearsal time, let alone six. That's why they are so dependent on their directors. And not just on the set. Directors continue to shape performances after the wrap in the editing room. Allen, the director, who, however he rates as a filmmaker, has always had a reputation as a meticulous craftsman, appears to have gone AWOL on Scoop, both on the set and in the editing room. It's as if he was content to let point the camera and let it roll and whatever happened happened and then left the editing to an assistant with the only instructions being that the scenes had to make narrative sense.
And when you watch him stumbling and mumbling through the part of Splendini, continually seeming on the verge of calling for a prompt on lines that he wrote, you begin to suspect how the meticulous craftsman came to be responsible for such slipshod work.
My God, you think, he's old!
Well, he is 71. But some people wind down as they get on in years, and some people grow old overnight as if they've walked through a door into another room. Allen appears to have walked through a door.
I'm not suggesting Allen has lost it. It may be that he's not up to his a movie every six months pace and needs to cut back. It may be that he doesn't have the energy to divide anymore between directing and acting. There's a suggestion in the movie that Scoop is Allen's goodbye to acting in his own movies.
Or it may be that Scoop was just a good idea Allen lost interest in just as he was going in to production. Maybe his mind was already on his next project.
We'll see what the next movie's like, and I can't wait for it. Cassandra's Dream, starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor, is due out this summer.
Scoop. Written and directed by Woody Allen. Starring Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen, Hugh Jackman, and Ian McShane. 2006.
An almost complete list of Allen's movies available on DVD is here.
Scott Lemeiux on Match Point here.
The comparisons to Cary Grant might have been unfair to Jackman. I had Grant too much on the brain when we watched Scoop because I had just read this article, Becoming Cary Grant, in the Atlantic. Once again, it's subscribers only, so drop me a line if you're not a subscriber and would like me to email you the article.
Cross-posted at newcritics.

I'm glad to see your take on this. It SEEMED dreadful when I half-watched it during a Christmas Eve wrapping frenzy, but that obviously wasn't the optimal time to gauge a good movie. It's one of those rare Woody flicks that isn't a watchable failure -- it's just a disaster all the way around.
Posted by: velvet goldmine | Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 02:28 PM
It is pretty flat beer, at that. It was one of the rare movies I saw in the theater last year, and still it was so dull I couldn't blog about it. I really do not get the Johansson phenomenon. She is gloriously pretty but has failed to strike sparks off a single leading man, so far as I can tell, and hasn't exhibited much depth of emotion or breadth of range (I am judging by Lost in Translation, Match Point and Scoop). She indicates all over the place and hasn't a clue what to do with her limbs most of the time. Of course she is so young that she has time to learn, but for now I groan when I find her name in the credits of a movie I am interested in seeing.
Posted by: Campaspe | Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 06:07 PM
I haven't seen Scoop but I am a HUGE fan of both Cary Grant and Northrop Frye. What a thrill to see them in the same post. "Oh Jonnie, tell me again why the milk is glowing . . . . " More Cary, please, any time, any post. (I like to imagine that Cary was a secret tinker.)
Posted by: M.A. Peel | Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 07:10 PM
I'm with the Siren on Scarlet Johansson--I find her unwatchable. I have yet to see Scoop, but I'm not in a big hurry. I really disliked Match Point, but have been rewatching Woody's movies in reverse order and have found them mostly worthwhile. I was especially surprised to have a less harsh opinion of Sweet and Lowdown and Deconstructing Harry than I did at the time of their release.
Posted by: OutOfContext | Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 08:09 PM
If it's a Woody movie I'm not enjoying and he's in it, I start thinking too much backstory.
My theory based on nothing --- I think he fell in love with Scarlett while they were filming Matchpoint and she was thrilled to be starring in a Woody Allen movie and was kind of fun and light flirty with him then he lost interest in her when he realized she really wasn't into him and that he is 71. I think I'm basing this on Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren in The Birds followed by him losing interest in her in Marnie and losing interest in the whole movie....
Was Grant a bad guy in Suspicion? I thought I read they had to make him not kill Watson (whatever his name is) because the audience wouldn't stand for Cary being bad but maybe I imagined that. I so love that movie but I really could never get a grasp on his character and this has helped but.....in the end - would you say he was a bad guy/good guy - ?
Posted by: jillbryant | Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 09:55 PM
jillbryant -
You read right about Grant in Suspicion. I always thought he was an ambiguous character, and his exoneration didn't quite remove the feeling that even if he wasn't THE killer, maybe he wasn't a good guy, either. Truffaut (in one of his Hitchcock homages) went all the way to making Catherine Deneuve the killer in Mississippi Mermaid, but the movie wasn't really much good.
Scarlett Johansson doesn't do much for me except in the hubba-hubba department. She's certainly a star (and exceptionally pretty), but her acting still doesn't make me sit up and notice, let alone applaud.
Posted by: mndean | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 12:42 AM
Not too long ago Wolcott had some interesting comments about Scarlett's - basically - non-acting. I could see what he meant, even though I had enjoyed Lost In Translation.
I thought Match Point was a waste of time. Not poorly done but not worth the effort as it seemed to me a rewrite of one of the two stories in Crimes and Misdemeaners with absolutely nothing new to say.
I may never get around to seeing Scoop.
Posted by: Kevin Wolf | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 05:41 AM
How sad that no one remembers Francis Iles, nee Anthony Berkeley. Read Before the Fact; you'll find Hollywood did keep Grant's never having to play a villian reputation intact when they made Suspicion. Better read Malice Aforethought and wonder why it never became a successful film, or read Berkeley's The Poisoned Chocolates Case for a wonderful satire on the almighty detectives. There was a charming version of Aforethought on BBC with Hywel Bennett playing a renamed Dr. Bickleigh, but that was BBC. The closest to true Iles or Berkeley was the wonderful A Shock to The System with Michael Caine, made about 1991.
Someday someone will write a parallel of two men who began in the Fifties, one as a truly funny writer and comedian and the other as the star of some TV oater, and compare their careers. Who could have said then that the comedian/writer would be largely irrelevant by the time he was seventy, and the other be Clint Eastwood, whose body of work just gets better and better.
Posted by: Exiled in New Jersey | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 05:41 AM
Regarding Woody's next outing: At this point it's fair to wonder if any movie co-starring Colin Farrell isn't a touch cursed, guilty-until-proven innocent, down two strikes as soon as it stands in the batter's box, etc. He was so glumly negligible in Miami Vice, though in that case there was more than enough mumbly, sulky moodiness to go around.
Haven't seen Scoop yet, but Miss Scarlett was quite embarrassingly mannered and unconvincing in The Black Dahlia--but there again, the entire cast seemed sunk. All of those actors playing forties characters--the recessive, flat browed Josh Harnett, the hopelessly wigged Hillary Swank, the completely lost Aaron Eckhart (sp?), whose hollow tantrums and hollering reminded me of Nic Cage in Snake Eyes--waved their cigarettes around and struck "knowing" poses as if they were in a bad college production of a Lillian Hellman play.
If Ian McShane was lost in Scoop, it was probably he *hadn't* seen the script until only just before shooting because of Woody's longtime policy of not letting actors see the scripts except a page or two at a time. Woody's claimed in interviews that it's to keep actors fresh and on the their toes, but I think it's sheer anal autocratic control--he doesn't give actors complete scripts because he doesn't want them questioning their characters' behavior ("Roger says this on page 23, but then on page 72, near the lighthouse, Rogers brushes aside Audrey's complaint,") or creating back stories; he just wants them on time, knowing their lines, and ready.
And isn't time for Woody to drop the whole minor-league magic-act routine? Talk about old!
Posted by: James Wolcott | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 08:18 AM
I've read that about Cary Grant in Suspicion, too, and I remembering reading or hearing something similar about Grant in Talk of the Town -- that the audience wouldn't accept Grant losing Jean Arthur to Ronald Coleman, so they tailored the ending to audience expectations. Cary Grant *is* the best actor in the history of cinema, by the way.
Why is comedy still so undervalued, though? When I think of my all-time favorite performances, many of them end up being comedic ones that are every bit as brilliant and difficult as a "dramatic" performance.
Count me as one who doesn't understand Johannson's appeal, beyond the beauty. I didn't mind her in Ghost World, though, which used her awkwardness to good effect and didn't require her to carry the film.
Posted by: Kate Marie | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 09:39 AM
"All of those actors playing forties characters--the recessive, flat browed Josh Harnett, the hopelessly wigged Hillary Swank, the completely lost Aaron Eckhart (sp?), whose hollow tantrums and hollering reminded me of Nic Cage in Snake Eyes--waved their cigarettes around and struck "knowing" poses as if they were in a bad college production of a Lillian Hellman play."
HA! That's what I thought when I saw BD. I couldn't get past the *serious acting*. I kept wondering if I was just being a bitter older person. No, I was not alive in the 40's, but it was quite apparent this set of actors felt they had been and were going to show us what it was like... I kept thinking bad high school play. It would have been perfect if they had on the usual *bad high school play make-up* to boot.
Posted by: Jennifer | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Nine years ago a dear friend kept telling me about a film that she had to see three times to understand the plot, but which once she did, thought it a masterpiece. As she started telling me the plot I knew it was LA Confidential. I'd mentioned being an avid reader of Ellroy. I explained the foreshortening of books two and three of the trilogy, and also told her about Black Dahlia. She emailed this fall to say she saw it, did not understand it, but would not be dragged back in the theater again to try.
Posted by: Exiled in New Jersey | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Kate Marie -
Ghost World made me like Scarlett, but I had no idea then she was so...limited. Not all beautiful women need to be great actors to be popular stars, although her acting I find distracting recently. As far as comedies go, most of my favorite movies are comedies, and old ones at that. I wonder why people have such contempt for humor, too. Just recently, I watched a lot of Joan Blondell's old films (many comic), and I was amazed how good she was. Now as for Cary Grant, I like him a great deal, but I can't say I consider him the best actor I've seen. Within certain type of roles, yes, there would be nobody better, but beyond them I doubt he could be convincing.
Posted by: mndean | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 10:16 PM
mndean--
You're certainly right about Scarlett Johannson -- and thanks for the tip about Joan Blondell. I haven't seen many of her movies; I'll have to put some in the Netflix queue.
But I must respectfully disagree about Cary Grant. Yes, it would be hard for Cary Grant to be convincing as Travis Bickle, but it would be equally hard for Robert De Niro to be convincing as Roger Thornhill or Walter Burns. And when it comes down to it, between De Niro as Roger Thornhill and Grant as Travis Bickle, my money's on Cary Grant (or at least on Archie Leach). No actor has an unlimited range, but what Grant did within his range was a wonder to behold.
It's interesting to think about good comedic actors, though. Who are the best ones out there nowadays? And why is it so hard for me to think of any? Kevin Kline comes to mind, I suppose.
Posted by: Kate Marie | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Kate Marie: No one will be Walter Burns but Grant, just as no one could be Max Cady but Mitchum, not DeNiro. Yet get a copy of 1939's Love Affair with Boyer and Irene Dunne and watch Boyer act rings around Grant, who played the same role 18 years later, and this as a romantic lead in the same story with the same director, who for some reason added 20 minutes to the film and had the gall to change the song that the grandmother plays. Grant is somewhat handicapped by the fact that McCarey kept his character French, but watch Boyer in the quiet final scenes. While you are at it, curse the fact that Irene Dunne was too old to take Deborah Kerr's part also.
Billy Wilder wanted Grant for Love In The Afternoon but had to settle for an aging Gary Cooper, but in that film I cannot see Grant playing the scene where the dictaphone plays the list of Audrey Hepburn's 'lovers' with the same reflective sadness that Cooper portrays with his face.
btw, watch George Clooney channel Cary Grant in Intolerable Cruelty.
Posted by: Exiled in New Jersey | Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 05:12 AM
Hi Exiled in NJ,
I've seen Love Affair, and while I *love* Irene Dunne and think the original is probably the better movie, I still prefer Grant to Boyer.
I haven't seen Love in the Afternoon, but I have to confess that, while I've always found Gary Cooper likeable, he's never done much for me. I've always kind of felt like all he *had* was his face, but I suppose in some instances, that's enough.
I *have* seen Intolerable Cruelty . . . and as for your suggestion that George Clooney channels Cary Grant there, all I can say is, "Blasphemer!" :)
He did a somewhat better job trying to channel Clark Gable in O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
I mourn the disappearance of movie stars. All we're left with nowadays is actors.
Posted by: Kate Marie | Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 12:31 PM
I greatly enjoyed this post, Mr Mannion. As always, it's very interesting to read your observations. I watched Mr Blandings Builds His Dream-House yesterday, with Grant, and I was very pleasantly amused. Quite a sense of timing on Grant's part in regards to the comedy on his part.
Kate Marie, on "the disappearance of movie stars. All we're left with nowadays is actors", I agree in parts, there are fewer larger-than-life figures in Hollywood, but I still think you have a few who are close to the old guys, one just has to look at Tom Hanks, who to me is a modern day Jimmy Stewart. Might this be because of our modern day ephemera and very narrow sense of sex-appeal? It would be interesting if Mr Mannion had some thoughts on this, and was willing to share his take on actors of yesteryear compared with those of today.
Clooney seems to me to be more of a Warren Beatty (I'm thinking here more of lady's man turned interesting and eclectic film-maker than on politics), where even O Brother seems to me to be a slight but whimsical companion-piece to Bonnie & Clyde.
Posted by: Hustveit | Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Cooper would have been terrific in the silents--in fact, I really like him in the early talkie "Morocco" with Dietrich and directed by Von Sternberg, which is practically a silent. I would also vote for Gable as Clooney's model in O Brother, not just because of the period, but the vocal rhythms. As for current comedic actors, I have to go with Matthew Broderick off the top of my head.
Posted by: OutOfContext | Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 05:28 PM
Now I wished I had watched O Brother more closely. I threw it on the player while doing laundry and washing dishes and didn't really follow it. I guess I had been so irritated about Hudsucker Proxy (where I wanted to throw things at the screen). that even though I rented it, it sat until it was either watch or return. The idea of Clooney channeling Gable strikes me as very strange. Gable always seemed like a supercompetent roughneck, even when an executive, and especially with women. He had the look where he sizes up a woman, and you know he's offering her a night (or several) of bed-breaking fun. Who'd expect Gable to cuddle in bed? It's one reason he worked so well with Jean Harlow. Somehow Clooney (even with his RL reputation) doesn't come off that..directly on the screen for me. He seems too smooth for that kind of persona.
Posted by: mndean | Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 06:11 PM