"When I'm at home, I don't get a chance of little games of cards. My wife objects."
"Some wives are like that."
"All wives are like that. You start out in life a willing, eager sportsman, ready to take on anybody at anything, and then you meet a girl and fall in love, and when you come out of the ether you find not only that you are married but that you have signed on for a lifetime of bridge at threepence a hundred."